The Sassy Giraffe

Slightly sarcastic. Somewhat sexual. Mostly hysterical.


I think I just peed my pants.

(via shouldnt)




Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)

The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.

If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves


(via onlylolgifs)

You shouldn’t try to stop everything from happening. Sometimes you’re supposed to feel awkward. Sometimes you’re supposed to be vulnerable in front of people. Sometimes it’s necessary because it’s all part of you getting to the next part of yourself.

—Cecelia Ahern, The Book of Tomorrow (via gvacamolly)

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